RobinVanParkway Posted August 18, 2012 Report Share Posted August 18, 2012 From the Cullompton bench last season came came a cry of " dont let him come inside you" and " If you do that again I'll pull you off" I know its a passionate game but hey ! Outstanding topic Bald One keep up the good work ,Im sure there are plenty more to come ............Oooer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Matthews Posted August 18, 2012 Report Share Posted August 18, 2012 I was playing at Wadebridge a few years ago when went up to the "top goal" for a corner. All the F Troop supporters were standing behind the goal cheering us on when one of the Wadebridge players turned to me and said, "You know why they all stand together don't you?" I looked quizically at him and said, "No?" "So that they can form a sentence!"he replied! I can't remember if that was the same game that Timmy Allen took a corner from the same spot and accidentally kicked the flag out of the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppit Posted August 18, 2012 Report Share Posted August 18, 2012 While reffin at Holsworthy, they had a player called Simon Rooke well known for his moaning, he got tripped and before he hit the ground he was shouting "come on ref." I said "Give me a chance to blow my whistle what do you want me to do blow before you're fouled"? He answered in his usual aggressive and loud way "YES" and he meant it, I had to take a time out. Another one at Dobwalls Simon Skewes shouted "Ref can't you go shopping at Tesco's on Saturdays instead of making a fool of yerself up here". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NORTH DEVON DWELLER Posted August 18, 2012 Report Share Posted August 18, 2012 Great one from Ivybridge keeper today. Withy sub James Turner (a 60th minute sub) had only been on the pitch for two minutes and committed a foul. The Ivy's keeper shouts "ref he's been doing that all game" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIGURE OF 8 Posted August 18, 2012 Report Share Posted August 18, 2012 GREAT Topic Bald One . . . Today we played Holsworthy and their right mid shouted "come on lads we don't want it as much as they don't want it" !! PRICELESS . . . . . Blakey x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerrard8 Posted August 19, 2012 Report Share Posted August 19, 2012 "FOR F##KSAKE WERE MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE BRAZIL HIT EM" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BALD ONE Posted August 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2012 GREAT Topic Bald One . . . Today we played Holsworthy and their right mid shouted "come on lads we don't want it as much as they don't want it" !! PRICELESS . . . . . Blakey x Brilliant ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tricky ricky Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 very good had a few chuckles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The boss Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Here's one, I'm sure u have all heard "SQUEEZE" ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The boss Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 My favourite last season was " for f#*k sake drummo " then a boot to a sign or a dug out haha. Sorry drummo lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEVES Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 A few years ago, at half time one of our players said, we are struggling, they have changed to 5 in midfield, our manager then said, hang on a minute, I've had a count up, they've got eleven and we've got eleven!! class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAPPO Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 One from Truro,s Mr.Mourinho, ' ref you're ruining a crap game!! '. Always tickles me that one!! And watching a school game last season when the ref failed to give three obvious pens, ' get your hair out your eyes ref' you guessed it he was bald!!! Then he came over and told me off!!! Thanks Hayd, quality laugh that was mate x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie C Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 one that people at carharrack will know By Barry Moyle : F**k sake murphy, F**k sake ... (name goes here ) , others that i like myself, how can i kick rappo hes too nice, hes never missed a penalty .. then misses. god he is sh8t hows he play here, followed by a clap and what a goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Referee Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 At a pre-season friendly; " cannot believe he missed that. That's the kind of shot he would score nine times out of a hundred !" My favourite was when a partially sighted man and his Labrador turned up in the stand at Holsworthy at half time and a disgruntled Holsworthy player said to me , " nice of that guy to bring your dog back, Ref" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakey7 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 One from tonight's game.. "Touch me!! Yes go on, Touch me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Lawrence Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 The guaranteed 2 circumstances on the pitch to make managers go crazy in my opinion are....... On offside decision that they think is onside........."nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo (bleep) way" and, when the opposite team kicks the ball away to prevent a quick free kick......."Sort that (Bleep) out ref". Another 2 classics from throw in situations.......... ....."box them in".......and ......."work the line". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falfootie Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Many years ago winning 3-2 away to Aggie, the shout comes up from our 'bench' - "come on lads, we can get a draw out of this!". Which is exactly what we ended up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheeler Dealer Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 From the Great Billy Boot (John Payne)When he wanted the ball cleared......Three Fields!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeww Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Ref he raped him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishteddyboy Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Right I warned you number ???? (insert number of player), my granny is playing instead of you next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BALD ONE Posted September 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 Last night's game at Buckland : Don't sit on his lap , squeeze it ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number9 Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 " Just get the F*cking ball away, put the thing in the stand, no one has ever scored from row z !!! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pro Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 These r fu@king shit" says a player who's team r losing 4 nil" great call!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1966 Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 pass it.......pass it.......pass the fxxxxxg thats one hell of a goal!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BALD ONE Posted September 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 From the Parkway v Bovey game last night .......... "Get inside him so you can feel him when he comes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 A classic from Quinny when he was reffing St Blazey last year. Blazey player gets 'fouled' but Quinny waves play on. Player says 'Ref you are s**t'. Quinnys reply was 'well if i was any good I wouldn't be reffing you would I?'!! Great come back!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monty Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 As a referee to a player who is constant on your back and moaning and before issuing a yellow for dissent " Listen and hear player you are giving my arsehole an headache, Now let me get on with the game". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinVanParkway Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Whilst at St Blazey last Saturday the Linesman was heard to say " just wipe it off and throw it in" did make me chuckle. :yahoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Chow Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Pre match at a ladies game ..a couple of girls in the physio room Neil Phillips counting numbers and bellowed "Im two short". Simultaneously myself and the goalie said "Try standing upright then". From the dug out to a defender in the ladies...Neil Phillips once again "Get em out Samara"!! Great lighthearted thread!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Rabone Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 I remember playing for Newquay in the Combo at Mullion. At half time we had this little beauty from our manager... 'In the first twenty, you did alright. In the second twenty, you were bloody awful and the final twenty you were a bit better' Ps. I know that this could happen if Larry Marsh was ref, but I promise that wasn't the case! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Can't keep up?! Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 A classic from Quinny when he was reffing St Blazey last year. Blazey player gets 'fouled' but Quinny waves play on. Player says 'Ref you are s**t'. Quinnys reply was 'well if i was any good I wouldn't be reffing you would I?'!! Great come back!! Class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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