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As we all know, there is some really good banter on this site.

So I thought as it tis the season to be jolly.

Then some of you (not all cuz there are some proper drips on here too) might like to pick ur starting 11 of the best banterers! lol

The winning manager can have celebrity status!!!!

merry christmas and good luck

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As we all know, there is some really good banter on this site.

So I thought as it tis the season to be jolly.

Then some of you (not all cuz there are some proper drips on here too) might like to pick ur starting 11 of the best banterers! lol

The winning manager can have celebrity status!!!!

merry christmas and good luck

50

love it!! will be having a good think about this one
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To the tune of " while shepherds watched their flocks by night"

Administrators watched the posts by night, all seated on the ground,

Jimmy K then wound us up and banter was around.

Fear not they said for troubled posts will duly be removed,

And posters with an attitude will have their login screwed

To you in David's town this day is born of David's line,

A saviour who is Jimmy K who's banter is devine.

MQx

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MQ I'm not being funny pal, But that little piece u wrote is wrong, I was sick in my mouth when I read that. You may as well of stripped him naked & done him up the wrongen. Lets keep it to football & not homophobic flirts please. And beaker can believe I didn't even make your bench. Observer!

Your in !
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1 . Tricky Ricky

2 . The Pragmatist ( captain )

3 . Barry Fry Up

4 . Paul

5 . Way of The Park

6 . DanBlazey

7 . MQ

8 . P & D Mourhino

9 . North Devon Dweller

10. The Bald One

11. The Real Slimm Shady

12 . Beaker

13. The Observer

Beaker, think ul need a vice captain as the pragmatist is prone to a sending off or 2 or 3 lol

I hear he made league history the weekend..... sent off twice in the same fixture, for both teams!!! 1 league 1 cup and for the loosing side both times. top banterer mind.

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1 . Tricky Ricky

2 . The Pragmatist ( captain )

3 . Barry Fry Up

4 . Paul

5 . Way of The Park

6 . DanBlazey

7 . MQ

8 . P & D Mourhino

9 . North Devon Dweller

10. The Bald One

11. The Real Slimm Shady

12 . Beaker

13. The Observer

Beaker, think ul need a vice captain as the pragmatist is prone to a sending off or 2 or 3 lol

I hear he made league history the weekend..... sent off twice in the same fixture, for both teams!!! 1 league 1 cup and for the loosing side both times. top banterer mind.

Haha...... In my defence, the 2nd game was a harsh red!!! What am I supposed to do if a players eye happens to fall onto my finger??? P.s. there's nothing "loose" about any of the teams I play for. I'm a real mans man!! :-D

MQx I am loving that song!! X

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To the tune of " while shepherds watched their flocks by night"

Administrators watched the posts by night, all seated on the ground,

Jimmy K then wound us up and banter was around.

Fear not they said for troubled posts will duly be removed,

And posters with an attitude will have their login screwed

To you in David's town this day is born of David's line,

A saviour who is Jimmy K who's banter is devine.

MQx

Martin, come down the Ivy on Sunday and I will let you sing it "live"
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MQ I'm not being funny pal, But that little piece u wrote is wrong, I was sick in my mouth when I read that. You may as well of stripped him naked & done him up the wrongen. Lets keep it to football & not homophobic flirts please. And beaker can believe I didn't even make your bench. Observer!

Jealous ?????

I can write one about you if you like?

MQx

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Got to agree with you slim,

Think there's something in the air! MQ is flying up in my estimation too!!

As for 50p... come on mate if your gonna attempt to rib the mighty Prag, then at least check your spelling first!! lol :thumbsup:

Do I detect a hint of jealousy over him leaving your club??

Think If I'm right you should be grateful, because it means you getting a game!!!!!

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Can't beleive I'm not in there, do people not remember Banter Circle?!!

..... In my eyes your the originator of all this!!!

Aaron Cusack spent half a season down Liskeard trying to find out who nicknamed him "Mr Kipling" (because of his exceedingly good slices).

Your south west football banters equivelent of Will Farrell in wedding crashers (u started this sh#t!!)

For me...... GK: Hider (capt)

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