Cornish Football Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I'm looking for a club ideally in the peninsula prem or peninsula west division. My main strengths are my pace, athleticism, first touch and ability to beat players. Although i'm currently at university in Oxford, I'm happy to travel down every weekend, provided my travel expenses are paid for. I'm based in Perranporth when I'm not at Uni, but i am able to travel all across the county if necessary.. I've recently been playing my football at Perranporth and St Agnes, but I have recently been left out of the team due to differences with Martyn Kimmins, despite me having the best left foot in the team, if not league. However, I feel as if though the standard isn't good enough for me anyway. I'm also the captain of my Uni team in Oxford and have had trials with Oxford United and Crystal Palace, please get back to me if interested thank you, Jack Bradshaw.(I'm on the left in my photo, taken at my Crystal Palace trials) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockey jackson Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 This has to be a wind up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maler10 Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 No wind up the boys class ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloydy Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Class at football? Or class at talking himself up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maler10 Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 How Truro ain't snapped him up is beyond me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davegrose Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I had a trial once,in crown court Truro,any takers ie st awful,Bodmin,parkway????id like my expenses paid in beer tokens n possibly a lift home every Saturday nite bout 11:00 pm cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Football Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I've got a wand of a left foot and you all know it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockey jackson Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I've got a wand of a left foot and you all know it!then why haven't clubs been approaching you instead of having to put urself in the shop window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Football Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I've got a wand of a left foot and you all know it!then why haven't clubs been approaching you instead of having to put urself in the shop window Exactly my point, Kimmo giving me 5 at the end of a game doesn't let me showcase my talents and attract the attention I deserve!After speaking to my good friend Nick Hurst (Bodmin), it looks as if I may be on my way there. He reckons I should slot in nicely up top with my good trickery. It also looks like a couple boys from St Austell will be joining me, Jared Sims and Harry Evans; both are set to receive hefty signing on fees as well. Looks like my thunderous left peg has been finally noticed then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
margo Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 (edited) QUESTION: Am I allowed to use '****' as a word rather than a name? Well the asterisks have answered that then. What about Richard? Edited August 26, 2015 by margo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddjob2315 Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 the lads a magician for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Nothing wrong with a bit of confidence........you're a marked man now buddy. Better be as good as you think you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davegrose Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I've got a wand of a left foot and you all know it!then why haven't clubs been approaching you instead of having to put urself in the shop window Exactly my point, Kimmo giving me 5 at the end of a game doesn't let me showcase my talents and attract the attention I deserve!After speaking to my good friend Nick Hurst (Bodmin), it looks as if I may be on my way there. He reckons I should slot in nicely up top with my good trickery. It also looks like a couple boys from St Austell will be joining me, Jared Sims and Harry Evans; both are set to receive hefty signing on fees as well. Looks like my thunderous left peg has been finally noticed then! hope it works out,good to c some one with ambition for a change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KPH Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Has to be a massive p*** take.Kimmo been round long enough to know a player and if he is not selecting you suggests your actions are not currently matching your words. Suspect the St Austell lads will be less than impressed with being dragged in to your desire to blow smoke up your own backside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Deacon Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Looks like another one to be banned! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Football Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 That's not good is it! I'm just being honest about my ability.. Don't think its fair to ban me for trying to progress my standing in football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Eat plenty of spam...to keep your strength up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloydy Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 This is brilliant. Grosey you are an absolute beaut. Be interested to see if you do slot in nicely up top at bodmin. especially with Cater, Matthews, Sims and Evans (if they do go) could be showcasing your 5 mins, with your wand if a left foot if they are short later on in the season. Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Football Posted August 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 This is brilliant. Grosey you are an absolute beaut. Be interested to see if you do slot in nicely up top at bodmin. especially with Cater, Matthews, Sims and Evans (if they do go) could be showcasing your 5 mins, with your wand if a left foot if they are short later on in the season. Good luckHow about you stop making sarcastic comments and respect my ambitions! Maybe if you start focusing on your own football and ambitions, you'll stop warming up that bench for Newquay and actually score a few goals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauller8 Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Is this chappers again? Bodmin being brought into it so close to Saturday??????? ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloydy Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Priceless this is. Fair play to your ambitions Lad, but surely you need to concentrate on getting in a side in the Combo, before saying you are good enough for Peninsula football, then if you are good enough, someone will surely pick you up. You know what they say, work up from the bottom. And for your information, hip operation means i'm not fit. But i'm not any good at football anyway, but hard work will get you places in life. Not blowing smoke up your own backside. Good luck in your move to Bodmin, will see you in a couple of weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeww Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 how is that bait tasting Lloydy? dont chew too fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloydy Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Just stating facts chum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cat weasel Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Why stop at Bodmin surely with a wand of a left foot you should be aiming higher not peninsula prem but Barclays prem??? Just a thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Harry potter had a wand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cat weasel Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 So did sooty And he was a muppet as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maler10 Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Jack Bradshaw what a guy ??!! Scores goal for fun and wears a Alice band!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheolderIgetthebetterIwas Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 So did sooty And he was a muppet as well So did sooty And he was a muppet as well Like that ......LMFAOVery good....LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODDBALL Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 With the transfer window about to slam shut for the Premier League rumour has it that you have signed for you old friend at Tavistock, Stuart Henderson...why o why would you do that.. big bucks I guess but hardly the stepping stone to resorect your career ... or for that matter kick start it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maler10 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 I hear this left footed wizard is making his debut for a certain club tomorrow!! But where will it be?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davegrose Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 With the transfer window about to slam shut for the Premier League rumour has it that you have signed for you old friend at Tavistock, Stuart Henderson...why o why would you do that.. big bucks I guess but hardly the stepping stone to resorect your career ... or for that matter kick start itoxford to Tavistock,sod that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianmooreshead Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 So - Am I being Mr Thicko hereIs this a wind up or is this a real player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ennis81 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 So - Am I being Mr Thicko hereIs this a wind up or is this a real player Real player? Then think you might find him and his wand on the Ashley Madison list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy K Aggiemaid Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Jack - Kimmo wishes you all the best of luck wherever you go. 7 days notice has been waived back to Perranporth or will be waived when we receive it to anywhere else you want to try.My advice to you is to pick a club and stay there (Perranporth/Goonhavern/St Agnes this season so far) - as I know Martyn explained to you with patience your time will come but its difficult to get that chance when you are moving between clubs in pre-season and then again at the start of the season, and you are off back to university shortly. Good luck wherever you end up from all at St Agnes - Kimmo is planning to pop in and catch you at work to discuss all this in person - who knows perhaps see you at Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BALD ONE Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mclefc Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 I can't help but chuckle at this post... Clearly we all know that Jack can be a bit of a clown at times, but seriously, do people really believe that he would write this? Top marks to whoever did though :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OfficialJackBradshaw Posted August 31, 2015 Report Share Posted August 31, 2015 Although this is unreal banter, It seems that some people are actually starting to argue between themselves so I better put a stop to this. Hi my name is Jack Bradshaw. I'm here to confirm that I didn't write this, did not have trials at crystal place, and have quite a comfortabley average left peg. Unfortunately this means that the keyboard warriors of Cornwall are going to have to find something else on this forum to entertain themselves. I would suggest that in the future you warriors don't take stuff that has nothing to do with you, or your club so seriously and maybe see the lighter side of some very good banter. Hats off to whoever did write this because it is very funny. Unlucky to everyone who believed it and made a fool out of themselves by getting so raging. It's nibble city over here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davegrose Posted August 31, 2015 Report Share Posted August 31, 2015 at least u c the funny side of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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